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PRISON vs WORK

January 21st, 2009 Leave a comment Go to comments

Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer.

@ PRISON

You spend most of your time

in a 10X10 cell

@ WORK
You spend most of your time
in an 6X6 cubicle

@ PRISON
You get three meals a day, fully paid for

@ WORK
You get a break for one meal and
you have to pay for it

@ PRISON
For good behavior, you get time off

@ WORK
For good   behavior,
you get more work

@ PRISON
The guard unlocks and locks all the doors for you

@ WORK
You must carry a security card
and open all the doors yourself

@ PRISON
You can watch TV and play games

@WORK
You could get fired for watching
TV and playing games

@ PRISON
You get your own toilet

@ WORK
You have to share the toilet with
people who pee on the seat

@ PRISON
They allow your family and friends to visit

@ WORK
You aren’t even supposed to
speak to your family

@ PRISON
All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required

@ WORK
You must pay all your expenses to go
to work, and they deduct taxes from
your salary to pay for prisoners

@ PRISON
You spend most of your life inside bars wanting
to get out

@ WORK
You spend most of your time
wanting to get out and
go inside bars

@ PRISON
You must deal with sadistic wardens

@ WORK
They are called ‘managers’

Now get back to work. You’re not getting paid to check emails

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